{Verse 1}

The coronation seems a good occasion to discuss

Why one family live in palaces, all subsidised by us

While folks rely on foodbanks, and we’re supposed to rejoice

As a crown is chauffeured round in a custom made Rolls Royce

It’s time for this to stop, let’s give the royals the chop

{Chorus}

Scrap the monarchy, scrap the monarchy

Their pampered lives are vile while people live in poverty

In inhumane conditions, while out of date traditions

Mean we all pay for the royals to live in luxury, so

Scrap the monarchy

{Verse 2}

King Charlеs fingers are so fat, swollen, sorе and red

From swans that he gets fed and things he does in bed

He propagates the narrative he’s a climate protester

But his best friend was Jimmy Saville, Britain’s foremost child molester

And his brother Prince Andrew, he’s a nonce-case too

{Chorus}

Scrap the monarchy, scrap the monarchy

They turn a blind eye to their pedos like the BBC

They think they can pay for it all to go away

But covering up for nonces is their lasting legacy, so

Scrap the monarchy

{Bridge}

What do they do? What do they do? What do they actually do?

What do they do? What do they do? They sponge of you and me

{Verse 3}

But what about Prince William? You’re being so unfair

He’s never had a mistress, or embarked on an affair

Maybe I have pegged him wrong, he really seems to care

And there’s proof, When he does his good deeds, there’s always cameras there

Samaritans, Big Issue, the list is comprehensive

Not so much Prince Charming, more Prince Charm Offensive

{Chorus}

Scrap the monarchy, scrap the monarchy

They don’t give a hoot about the likes of you and me

Look past their PR, you’ll see who they really are

A sinister, callous, entitled ideology, so

Scrap the monarchy (Oi), scrap the monarchy (Oi)

They stand for racist values and inequality

It’s time to have a vote, then stick them all in a small boat

And let them take their chances in some far flung colony

Scrap the monarchy